Ecclesiastes 1:2 “Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.”

Jeremiah 3:14-15 “. . . And I will give you pastors . . . which shall feed you with knowledge and understanding.”

Proverbs 19:14 “House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the Lord.”

John 16:12-14 “Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth. . . .”

Psalm 119:45 “And I will walk at liberty: for I seek thy precepts.”

(Do you seek his precepts? Ladies, why do you wear make-up? Am I talking to the wives or the husbands here?)

Psalm 94:11 “The Lord knoweth the thoughts of man, that they are vanity.”

2nd Kings 17:15 “And they rejected his statutes, and his covenant that he made with their fathers, and his testimonies which he testified against them; and they followed vanity, and became vain, and went after the heathen that were round about them, concerning whom the Lord had charged them, that they should not do like them.”

2nd Timothy 3:14-17 “All scripture . . . is profitable for doctrine . . . That the man of God may be perfect. . . .”

(Is there a lady who will insist this verse does NOT include her?)

Leviticus 19:28 “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you. . . .”

(What’s the difference between a temporary tatoo and lipstick?)

1st Peter 3:1-4 “Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning. . . .”

1st Peter 3:5 “For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands. . . .”

Matthew 7:16-20 “Ye shall know them by their fruits.”

12:33 “Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.”

(Can you picture a guy wearing long hair saying he’s a bible believer?)

(Remember the false prophet who wanted you to think his false prophecy was not significant?)

Romans 8:20 “For the creature was made subject to vanity, not willingly, but by reason of him who hath subjected the same in hope. . . .”

Ephesians 4:17 “This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity of their mind. . . .”

2nd Corinthians 13:11 “Finally, brethren . . . be of one mind. . . .”